Be stuck listening to “It’s A Small World After All” at a loud volume on repeat for 2 weeks straight in a small, pitch-black room (equipped only with meager food rations and a toilet)
OR
Be stuck in the same pitch-black room for one day with a sleeping King Cobra, which you obviously cannot locate (but it can locate you via its ability to sense body heat). And somewhere else in this tiny room, there is a vial of 24-hour anecdote.
