March 2009
1 post
Find out your significant other picks his/her nose and eats it OR Find out your significant other flirts heavily with your best friend
Mar 2nd
4 notes
February 2009
9 posts
Start the week with terrible work or school-related news OR End the week with terrible work or school-related news
Feb 27th
1 note
Be told by your doctors that you’re never allowed to drink any kind of alcohol again OR Be told by your doctors that your sense of taste is gone forever
Feb 20th
4 notes
(As opposed to having two...)
Have one leg OR Have one arm
Feb 17th
Have the ability to hear what members of the opposite sex are thinking (a la What Women Want), but you can choose when and when not to hear. OR Have the ability to eat whatever you want without having it affect your weight or overall health.
Feb 13th
30 notes
female/male
Date Jim/Pam OR Date Leonardo DeCaprio/Bar Refaeli
Feb 11th
5 notes
Play in the Super Bowl with a severely fractured rib (Ben Roethlisberger) OR Contract an STD from Rihanna (Chris Brown)
Feb 9th
1 note
If you had to work a 4-day work week...
Get Fridays off OR Get Mondays off
Feb 5th
4 notes
Be a hawk OR Be a shark
Feb 4th
2 notes
Get punched in the face every morning by a random stranger you can’t predict on your way to a job you’re content with (but it’s not your favorite).  And no, you can’t hide or use any tricks.  Some designated person will find you and clock you in the face. OR Have a job that you absolutely hate
Feb 2nd
January 2009
8 posts
Live on a yacht and sail the world’s waters, stopping at cities to give excursion and scuba tours for a living. OR Live in a state-of-the-art mobile home that runs on electricity that is paid for by the government and travel the country taking pictures for a renowned photo journal.
Jan 30th
Be Kevin Federline OR Be Fred Durst
Jan 28th
Not be able to orgasm for the rest of your life OR Shoot a pony in the head while the little girl who got it for Christmas watches
Jan 27th
2 notes
Have the ability to fly OR Have the ability to be invisible
Jan 26th
20 notes
Be stuck listening to “It’s A Small World After All” at a loud volume on repeat for 2 weeks straight in a small, pitch-black room (equipped only with meager food rations and a toilet) OR Be stuck in the same pitch-black room for one day with a sleeping King Cobra, which you obviously cannot locate (but it can locate you via its ability to sense body heat).  And somewhere else...
Jan 25th
1 note
Be eaten alive by thousands of fire ants OR Be tickled to death through asphyxiation
Jan 23rd
3 notes
Be deaf OR Be blind
Jan 22nd
2 notes
Work at your dream job for $50,000/year for the rest of your life OR Get paid $200,000/year to sit at a desk in a plain white room with no window and surf the internet on a 56k-modem connection
Jan 22nd
17 notes