Would You Rather...?

March 2

Find out your significant other picks his/her nose and eats it

OR

Find out your significant other flirts heavily with your best friend

February 27

Start the week with terrible work or school-related news

OR
End the week with terrible work or school-related news

February 20

Be told by your doctors that you’re never allowed to drink any kind of alcohol again

OR

Be told by your doctors that your sense of taste is gone forever

February 17

(As opposed to having two...)

Have one leg

OR

Have one arm

February 13

Have the ability to hear what members of the opposite sex are thinking (a la What Women Want), but you can choose when and when not to hear.

OR

Have the ability to eat whatever you want without having it affect your weight or overall health.

February 11

female/male

Date Jim/Pam

OR

Date Leonardo DeCaprio/Bar Refaeli

February 9

Play in the Super Bowl with a severely fractured rib (Ben Roethlisberger)

OR

Contract an STD from Rihanna (Chris Brown)

February 5

If you had to work a 4-day work week...

Get Fridays off

OR

Get Mondays off

February 4

Be a hawk

OR

Be a shark

February 2

Get punched in the face every morning by a random stranger you can’t predict on your way to a job you’re content with (but it’s not your favorite).  And no, you can’t hide or use any tricks.  Some designated person will find you and clock you in the face.

OR

Have a job that you absolutely hate